New Madoka Magica Live Action Movie Announced
This shocking news was announced late today by no one. No one has announced anything interesting today. You know that.
Everything out today is an April Fool's post to make organizations seem fun and silly. But GoBoiano is not a fun and silly website. It's a very serious anime reporting site that does incredibly serious articles on the physics of anime boobs and voice actors who have done yaoi.
If you want fun things, go to Anime Maru - it's a satirical anime news site.
It's pretty much April Fool's Day year round for them.
This is just a normal news day for them.
Btw AnimeMaru - you guys hiring?
Do I get gym benefits? Doesn't matter, I don't get them here either. Hire me?
To show you my satirical reporting skills, here is my submission.
A photoshopped image to go with the "announcement".
(Hey - stare at this is a little longer. I spent an hour on this. Look at the detail)
I'll say something newsy like
"Toei Animation announced they are doing a live action movie called "Madoka Magica Escalation" which will be directed by Michael Bay."
It stars:
- Miley Cyrus as main girl
- Nicholas Cage as cute bunny thing
- Everyone else is played by Keanu Reeves and Jessica Nigiri
- You. You the reader are now cast as the mean girl. I don't know her name. I don't watch Chinese cartoons. But please start learning your lines.
The movie will be premiering tomorrow at your house. I look forward to cuddling with you and talking through out the movie.
To everyone not Anime Maru, Happy April 1st. It'll be over soon.
Anime Maru, call me?
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